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Quote[0] = 'I might be in the basement. I’ll go upstairs and check';
Quote[1] = 'It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.';
Quote[2] = 'Everyone should have an evil secret plan...';
Quote[3] = 'I love giving opinions, I’ve got thousands.';
Quote[4] = 'Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.';
Quote[5] = 'Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.';
Quote[6] = 'After an incident in Croydon involving a police van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals.';
Quote[7] = 'Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun.';
Quote[8] = 'Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can’t cure is neurotic stupidity.';
Quote[9] = 'Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.';
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote = Math.round(Math.random() * (Q - 1));
function showQuote()
{
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}
showQuote();
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